i bought a block of pepper jack today and i’m trying so hard not to end up eating half of it in a span of an hour because that’s just unhealthy af
hufflepuff values loyalty and fairness and friendship and hard work and drive and determination and love and acceptance and kindness and if that sounds shitty to you then get out
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING
you guys will never guess what i found at the dollar store today
(it’s from 1999)
"Argilac had grown older; his famous mane of black hair had gone grey, and his prowess at arms had faded."
bad lip reading
motherfucka you gay